I like your booty, but I'm not gay

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I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby Andy on Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:46 pm

yea.
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby JaredRules on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:20 am

two different men have actually said this to me.


Seriously!
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby Andy on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:30 pm

So did you like it?
Did you smile?

Think you might be gay?
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby JaredRules on Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:31 am

Well, I was flattered I guess. Sorta.
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby Andy on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:50 am

I totes know what you are talking bout. Like this guy totally grazed my sac one time and I didnt even care. I was confused if it was accidental or like if he wanted me. Do think he wanted me? Totes.
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby JaredRules on Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:09 pm

Andy wrote:I totes know what you are talking bout. Like this guy totally grazed my sac one time and I didnt even care. I was confused if it was accidental or like if he wanted me. Do think he wanted me? Totes.



I thought only people in Portland said "totes"
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby Andy on Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:10 pm

I was gay talking. I think.
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby JaredRules on Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:24 am

Andy wrote:I was gay talking. I think.


I've only heard "totes" as NW hipster
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Re: I like your booty, but I'm not gay

Postby matterickson23 on Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:21 am

I'm pretty sure if you say "totes," it means you might be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I say "totes" all the time. I also say "mos def," not to refer to the rapper and actor Mos Def, but to refer to "most definitely." And that's TOTALLY an indicator that I might be gay. And I'm married, which is weird. I know I'm totally NOT gay -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- but the simple fact that I drop a few "totes" and "mos defs" here and there has people wondering. From time to time. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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