I like your booty, but I'm not gay

[Andy]

yea.

[JaredRules]

two different men have actually said this to me.


Seriously!

[Andy]

So did you like it?
Did you smile?

Think you might be gay?

[JaredRules]

Well, I was flattered I guess. Sorta.

[Andy]

I totes know what you are talking bout. Like this guy totally grazed my sac one time and I didnt even care. I was confused if it was accidental or like if he wanted me. Do think he wanted me? Totes.

[JaredRules]

I totes know what you are talking bout. Like this guy totally grazed my sac one time and I didnt even care. I was confused if it was accidental or like if he wanted me. Do think he wanted me? Totes.

I thought only people in Portland said "totes"

[Andy]

I was gay talking. I think.

[JaredRules]

I was gay talking. I think.

I've only heard "totes" as NW hipster

[matterickson23]

I'm pretty sure if you say "totes," it means you might be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I say "totes" all the time. I also say "mos def," not to refer to the rapper and actor Mos Def, but to refer to "most definitely." And that's TOTALLY an indicator that I might be gay. And I'm married, which is weird. I know I'm totally NOT gay -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- but the simple fact that I drop a few "totes" and "mos defs" here and there has people wondering. From time to time. Not that there's anything wrong with that.